Thundershower & Hospitals, OH MY!

June 21st, 2009

DUBUQUE (KWWL) — Storms tore through Eastern Iowa, June 20th Friday morning, one of the counties hit hardest: Dubuque, with reports of 80 mile per hour winds. The winds from this mornings storm tore down trees and power lines across Dubuque County leaving many people with and unexpected mess to clean-up. Not exactly a good father’s day present. Crews from Alliant Energy have been working all day to restore downed power lines in the county. As of 5:00 pm Friday there were still 2,500 people still without power.

-Taken from http://www.kwwl.com/

Guess who was one of those OH SO LUCKY 2,500 people? Oh yeah. Great way to start my weekend. Let’s make a list of events here.

  • I go to bed around 3am Friday morning because my baby FINALLY stopped kicking me.
  • I wake up at 7am because I hear glass shattering.
  • It’s one of the fucking windows.
  • I have to dive for one of my cats to stop them from jumping out the now-oh-so-open window.
  • I get a small cut on my arm from the broken glass in the process.
  • Three trees rip out from the ground in front of our apartment and proceed to fly across the yard and into the apartment.
  • Pipes pop out of the apartment and the stairs in the front crack. (Yes. CRACK.)
  • The power goes out and some of the cords spark.
  • Ten minutes later, YAY. It’s all over. >>
  • Over half of my side of the city is without power. Fucking. Awesome.
  • Now me, my cats and my boyfriend are sitting in the apartment DYING because we don’t have air conditioning.
  • Two hours later, on my way to the bathroom, I pass out from the heat, fall against a chair, hit the side of my chin and flip the chair onto me.
  • Cory (my boyfriend) freaks out and calls 911 when I don’t move.
  • Get to the hospital and find out that I had heat stroke.
  • Now I’m bed ridden.
  • Thank god for the laptop I got early for my birthday.
  • GREAT STORY, DON’T YOU AGREE? :D :D

25 Random Confessions

June 15th, 2009

This is all product of a completely random idea that I had. So, if it’s too WTFOMFG-ish, blame my pregnancy. Yep.

  1. I am still prone to laugh when I hear the word “penis”.
  2. As of late, I’ve been making bagged lunches for my boyfriend out of boredom. The scary part – he likes it. The even scarier part – his coworkers want one too.
  3. I am currently losing the battle against my teddy bears and plushies at night. They normally win the majority of the bed space and our score is 1-10.
  4. After the LJ post where I talked about the two kittens that I adopted, I have received over thirty e-mails for random people asking me to adopt their pets. One of which was a flying squirrel.
  5. I recently was contacted by my first ex-boyfriend. Instead of flipping out on him for breaking up with me (hey, I’m hormonal right now), I ended up counseling him about his current relationship. Wow.
  6. The first boy I ever kissed was by accident. My friends pushed me. Luckily, it was the boy I’d be in love with for years. Unluckily, he had his mouth open.
  7. I am a fan of yaoi and yuri. Funny enough, I like yuri more. O_O
  8. That bag of cookies that went missing about two weeks ago? I totally ate them.
  9. I will pretend to be sleep just to make my boyfriend tip-toe around the house.
  10. I used to poke my own breasts for pure amusement. Well… okay. I still do. But you would too if you were me!
  11. I broke a dish the other day and blamed it on my kitties.
  12. The last time I went to an asian buffet, I stuffed my purse with three extra eggrolls and two pieces of salmon for my kitties. (All wrapped in napkins, of course. :D )
  13. I once put a booger in my teacher’s chair at school. She had it on her butt THE WHOLE DAY.
  14. Although I am naturally a nice person, in middle school, I beat up a total of 62 boys. (Hey, they STARTED it. Sorta.)
  15. When my mother died, I became a very short-tempered and lonely person. Hence all the fights stated above. However, I was changed when I met someone in high school, who I ended up falling in love with.
  16. I cried for five consecutive hours after watching the drama series Koizora. My roommates assumed that I’d gone over the deep end and proceeded to simply watch my antics in pure amusement.
  17. Speaking of amusement, I have always had this deep desire to knock a rich kid off his bike and steal his ice cream and money.
  18. I always end up buying things that don’t make any sense. I try not to, but it seems to happen anyway. (Oh well.)
  19. I am well-known to not keep my journals as updated as I’d like to. Truthfully, I update more often than people are aware of. I just tend to delete the posts before than can be viewed due to certain contents.
  20. My baby looks like a big-headed sea monkey in the last ultrasound pictures I had taken. Ooh ooh aah ahh?
  21. I am notorious for starting a million online projects at once and then stressing when I don’t have any of them completed as much as I’d like them to be. I’m also never happy with a layout. Revamp, revamp, revamp.
  22. I would turn into a lesbian for Tyra Banks. Oh hell yeah.
  23. I have an obsession with bright colors as of late. This is strange, considering that all my favorite colors and shades are on the darker side. Yet something else I blame on being pregnant.
  24. When you’re pregnant, you seem to become half ape or something. Seriously. I’ve basically given up hope of having shaved legs for more than a day at this point.
  25. Last but not least, a sinful confession. I totally search the internet in hopes of finding some naked pictures of my favorite Japanese music artists. Yep.

Found it amusing? Then write your own list. I’d be interested in seeing what you confess. 8D

Review: The Sky Crawlers

June 12th, 2009

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“Somewhere, in a country similar to ours There are children who do not become adults. They are very similar to us.” goes the tagline of Mamoru Oshii’s latest film. One that carried the promise (during its production cycle) of a more linear form of story telling after the convoluted Ghost in the Shell: Innocence and the strange Tachigui. I am overjoyed to report that while the story is linear, it is anything but straightforward or simple, and not the least bit diluted or dumbed down in regards to his philosophical and social musings – basically the essence of what makes Oshii stand out from his generation of masters of the Japanese animated feature. Using a pastiche of elements of contemporary science fiction (From “Ender’s Game” to “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep”) mashed up with stirring World War II aerial dogfights and a his unique brand of austere and cold melodrama, The Sky Crawlers certainly will not be for everyone. The film is a feast for the senses, not only in the gargantuan fighter plane battles, which may be safe to say are the best ever committed to celluloid (and yes, that includes Hell’s Angels and the space climaxes of any of the best of the Star Wars pictures). This is true in ever single detail of the film (Production I.G. have outdone themselves!) even the small moments: The cigarette smoke swirls, a Vespa engine hums as it idles, the airplane hangars and living quarters are textured, lived in, and the apple pie and coffee diners are gorgeously rendered down to the most minute detail. And the sound design (courtesy of Skywalker Sound) is among the best work they have ever done.

But wait, much this technical praise could be more or less said of, say, Katsuhiro Ôtomo’s equally well crafted Steam Boy, and that movie was more or less a failure due to overly convoluted and stilted story telling. The narrative may be cool and deliberately paced for a film with designs on a gigantic canvas, but that dovetails beautifully with the story Oshii is trying to tell (call it the antithesis of Hayao Miyazaki’s similar setting, but radically different Porco Rosso). Make no mistake, this is social science fiction, and tonally controlled storytelling at its finest.

The world of The Sky Crawlers is a social and geographical fusion of 1950s America, Japan and Western Europe that favours propeller styled fighter planes along with satellite television, large multinational corporations and genetic science. While it is a time of apparent peace and prosperity, the large corporations conduct ‘real wars’ (mostly over the border ocean zones), televised of course, to placate any unrest or rebellion from the masses. Contrary to Orwell’s “1984?, where London is a perpetual war wreck and society fragmented and controlled, Oshii (and the writer of the original novel, Mori Hiroshi) postulate that for the most part, this ‘perpetual war’ has actually benefited society. Wars and equally importantly, all the social problems of an idyll, purposeless populace, involving real people can be avoided if they are fought in a fully manufactured way which has ‘real consequence’ built into the equation. The fighter pilots that fight for their parent corporations are of a genetically modified race who never age, fittingly called Kildren. Set in state of perpetual adolescence, they live to fight and pilot the fighter planes, and die for the entertainment and attention of the worlds citizens. The fact that this race is immortal otherwise, only ups the ante and the dramatic spectacle of flaming angels falling from the sky from the fantastic machines.

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The story revolves around one of the bases of Kildren and the little ecosystem in which they inhabit. Yuichi arrives to a new posting for the Rostock Corporation. The pilots there are kept under tight wraps from their base commander Suito Kusanagi (a fellow Kildren) and the lovingly stern chief mechanic (and ‘adult human’), both of whom immediately have an eye on Yuichi. This sets Yuichi on edge along with the stories of the non-Kildren ace pilot, a Red Baron type named ‘The Teacher’ who fights for the ‘enemy’ Lautern Corporation. The first half of the film focuses on the ecology of the air-base with a few combat laden sorties to get the adrenaline flowing. The drinking and sexual exploits of Yuichi’s roomate pull Yuichi into a few encounters of his own that strike odd chords of familiarity. This leads to Yuichi questioning his bosses mysterious past while the Rostock Corporation plans its biggest offensive to date. The findings of Yuichi in regards to his bosses and himself are the engine of the plot, but really not the films chief concern, and thusly the storytelling is not the least bit concerned with ‘twist endings’ or other high-concept gimmickry so often favoured within the genre. I’m betting the early lovers of what Paul Verhoeven was doing with Starship Troopers are going to latch onto the (admittedly quite different) vibe of The Sky Crawlers.

Like Kazuo Ishiguro’s wonderful novel, “Never Let Me Go”, Oshii does not bury the mystery or secrets of the narrative so deep that a conscientious observer won’t have things figured out within the first quarter of the film. But the joy here is in how things reflect and refract current social trends, and draw commentary and observation into the forefront of the storytelling. The film is postulating some big questions in amongst the lives of pilots, war melodrama and simply stunning action set-pieces. It is a film concerned for the future, while not necessarily nostalgic of the past. There is a character, one that goes unnamed, in the film (in the background really) that sits alone and silent on the front steps of a diner. The Kildren all look at him, but never make any real contact. This old man weeps for the world as it is, a peace bought at a curious price of static non-progress and cyclic stagnation. A moment in the film when another adult human, the lively cook and bartender at the diner, joins the old man in his silent withdrawal. This moment resonates. At 57, Oshii is obviously concerned with the consequences of toys, distractions and general white noise of modern Japanese society, which can leave many young folks in a state of perpetual adolescence. He has constructed a curious epic that is evocative of history, while starkly original in tone and execution. A message movie that is subtle, urgent, and most certainly worthy of your time and consideration.

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Review Written By: Niels Matthijs
Cross-Posted with Permission.
Screenshots Taken By: Shukaku